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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE
INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT,
WORK HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR.
1.
NAME_________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH___/___/___
2.HEIGHT__________________WEIGHT___________IQ______GPA_______
3.
SOCIAL SECURITY#______________DRIVERS LIC#_______________
4. BOY SCOUT
RANK___________________________
5. HOME
ADDRESS______________CITY/STATE_______________ZIP_______
6. DO YOU HAVE
onE MALE AND onE FEMALE PARENT?_______________
IF NO,
PLEASE EXPLAIN___________________________________
7. NUMBER OF YEARS
PARENTS MARRIED?____________________
8. DO YOU OWN A
VAN?________________MOTORCYCLE?______________
TRUCK WITH
OVERSIZED TIRES?___________WATERBED?____________
DO YOU HAVE AN
EARRING?____NOSE RING?____BELLY BUTTON RING__
9. IN 50 WORDS OR
LESS, WHAT DOES DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEANS TO
YOU?__________________________________________________
10. IN 50 WORDS OR
LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TO
YOU?________________________________________________________
11. IN 50
WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TO
YOU?__________________________________________
12. CHURCH YOU
ATTEND?________________________
13. WHEN WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TO
INTERVIEW YOUR FATHER?_________MOTHER?___________PRIEST?__________
14. ANSWER BY FILLING
IN THE BLANK. PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT
MEANS I WON'T TELL ANYONE)
A. IF I WERE SHOT, THE LAST PLACE on MY BODY I
WOULD WANT WOUNDED IS THE ________________
B. IF I WERE BEATEN, THE LAST
PLACE I WOULD WANT BROKEN IS MY _____________
C. A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE
______________
D.. THE onE THING I HOPE THIS APPLICATION DOESN'T ASK IS
_________
E. WHEN I FIRST MEET A GIRL, THE THING I NOTICE FIRST IS HER
________
(NOTE: IF THE ANSWERS STARTS WITH A T OR AN A,
DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES, KEEPING LOW AND RUNNING IN A
SERPENTINE FASHION IS ADVISED.)
15. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU
GROW UP?________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL OF THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED
ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH,
DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICA AN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION,ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS
TORTURE.
_________________________________
SIGNATURE (THAT MEANS YOU
SIGN YOUR NAME)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST. PLEASE ALLOW FOUR TO SIX
YEARS FOR PROCESSING. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED IN WRITING IF YOU ARE APPROVED.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL OR WRITE (AS IT WILL CAUSE YOU
INJURY)